haha this is why sometimes i like to go to my m'sian friends' blogs(: haha they've lots of funny stuff- -'' ehh don forget the word 'lame'. okay yeah, enjoy haha.
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty 肮脏
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet 安静
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty 灰尘
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock 屁股
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead 你死了
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs 煎蛋
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death 输死了
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum 恨你妈
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow 可怜呆
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt 破产
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs 鸟生蛋
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin 垃圾桶
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long 脚毛长
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother CALL你妈
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death 待你死
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails 螺丝钉
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings 鼻屎
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before 没死过
by the bestest(:
Friday, July 25, 2008@ 6:40 PM
hello people :D well, the weekends are here. it's time for getting back all that lost sleep over the past week, and sadly as well to catch up with whatever undone work. but, that aside, have a good weekend yea :)
and seriously, it's high time that we have a bestie outing. the last one we had was like, 2 months ago -.- we could go for a picnic :D or even ice skating, hahaha.
anyway, to the guys who'll still have tests coming up, jiayou yea :) while for us girls, well, we'll be in for a tormenting tuesday when the papers start coming back. rawr. mentally ABSOLUTELY unprepared for the worst, hurhur.
kaini and liuchang, jiayou for cross country too yea. please don't walk the whole distance of 3.2km, but think of the other 6 of your dear classmates who'd have to RUN all the way. tsk. my knees are so going to die -.- shall we all hope that it rains? :)
been a while since i last updated, so i shall fulfill my duty as a responsible citizen^^
tests are coming. so i guess slacking time has to be limited le-_- still got alot of work to do and deadline to catch. that includes LUNWENN WHICH I HAVENT EVEN TOUCHED- - sorry enchuan :P
i realised something, the second half of the year always feels very short. so in actual fact, every school year is divided as 1.5units and 1unit! k thats lame._.
but we cant work whole day too lar.so lets find one day to chillout and whatever after tests=)
oh dam sian lar F.I.R concert 68bucks ticket all taken le-_- zzzzzz the others really dam ex lar walao. nvm i shall save up for S.H.E's next concert in 2 years time^^
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Monday, July 7, 2008@ 7:28 PM
lame joke xD
Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown. He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside the clinic.
The next morning, when he went to his clinic, he was pleasedto find that the name plate was already put up. But he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate: TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and took him to task. "How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.
The designer apologized and promised to make the changesimmediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist" was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.
The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. Written on the name plate - 'PHYSIO THE RAPIST'
xoxo, little lamb
Friday, July 4, 2008@ 11:23 PM
just a little update, me, kaini and daoyi, the 3 of us went to watch 'hancock' this afternoon, but the other 2 of you weren't free to go with us :/ oh well. we really have to go watch a movie or do something else together sometime soon ok :D i miss our besties outings, bahhh.
anyway, happy youth day people xD though it's 2 days early, heh.
xoxo, little lamb
Thursday, July 3, 2008@ 7:17 PM
THE FOUR OF US ARE DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR MR WONG SHEN NAN WHO HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE WHO KNOWS WHEN. PLEASE CONTACT ANYONE OF US IF YOU'VE SEEN HIM IN THE PAST ONE MONTH.
HELLO DA JIA!
haha that's really lame. but yeah, mr shennan's been mia since a long long time ago. eh like 'once upon a time'?xD
yeps, mr shennan, please appear asap[x
by the bestest(:
Tuesday, July 1, 2008@ 4:43 PM
Ehem... It has been a thousand years since i last updated.... so today i give you something to laugh... every year the china 高考 will have something fun happening... here are some 0 mark compo scripts, haha, enjoy =)
学生答：题目：我的好奇心 当我怀着一颗好奇的心看片片的时候，不由得打起了手枪，1分钟就出来了，我觉得很不成 功，甚至我对自己有点质疑，是不是我身体有啥问题？不过周杰伦说过，失败是成功他娘，不过平庸的我知道现在还是一看就射。(this one makes me faint... if you don understand... you are so pure man~)
