HELLO DA JIA!

This is a good one... enjoy

Relex Singh was travelling in a crowded bus.
He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son
for college
admission.
Accidentally, the photograph drop down from his pocket.
He started searching for it frantically & found it on
the floor below
the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take
photograph"....
THE REST IS HISTORY

He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was suprised to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to
him in a worse
condition.

Jaswan explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late & missed
the last bus.
He couldn't find any hotel nearby..
So he approached a nearby house & asked the Owner
whether he can stay
there for a night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, you can't
stay here".

Then he approached the next house & asked the Owner whether he can
stay there for a night.
The Owner replied "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry u can't stay
here".
He went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown up
daughters",
the Owner asked "Why?"...Jaswan replied
"I wanted to stay for a night".
THE REST IS HISTORY

The moral of the story is :
WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF
YOU DONT USE IT CORRECTLY

by the bestest(: