HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL :D

it's funny to think that we'll all be seeing each other in the SAME school this year, hmm. anyway, here's a joke that i received in my inbox to start off the first post of 2009 :)

Three women died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they entered heaven, and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally stepped on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman stepped accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chained them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman had observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, she was very, VERY careful where she stepped.

She managed to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter came up to her with the most handsome man she had ever laid eyes on - very tall, muscular, thin and with long eyelashes. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.

The happy woman asked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy said, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

see you all around soon :D someone's birthday is just around the corner, hahaha!

<3, little lamb